so i'm taking a driving test...
i thought these choices were awesome...

197. Gridlock means:
A. Traffic unable to move
B. Having a key to the football field
C. A special lock for the car's computer

198. Tailgating means:
A. Having a tailgate party before a football game
B. Following too closely
C. Driving a pickup without a tailgate

200. A safety device when using a cellular phone is:
A. Free information calling
B. A hands-free talking device
C. Unlimited weekend minutes

203. When you are driving 45 in a 55mph zone in dense fog:
A. It’s OK because you are under the posted speed limit
B. Ticket Time, you broke Calif.'s Basic Speed Law
C. You won't be cited if you have your fog lights on

204. Hydroplaning means:
A. A form of water skiing
B. Using a belly board to surf
C. Skidding due to water between tires and the road

lolz. how stupid can people get?

Haha, that reminds me of my 7th grade geography teacher's multiple choice tests. Two of the choices were logical, but the other two would be things like, ice cream or monkeys.

more...

227. The main way to lower blood alcohol content (BAC) is:
A. Stop drinking, give body time to adjust
B. Drink black coffee with no sugar
C. Drink tea with sugar

228. Much of what has been said about alcohol applies to:
A. Prescribed medicines and street drugs
B. Excessive use of coffee, with or without sugar
C. Excessive use of tea with sugar

Wow, I haven't taken my driving test yet and I know those ones!

That looks like my Hamlet exam my senior year. One of the questions were always really hillarious. The whole class was cracking up at various points.