My hair is pink, I can lick my elbow, I've never encountered snow in real life, I've never flown, I don't produce body odor, I slide my feet back a little too much when I skank, I can ride my bike with no handlebars, said bike's name is Susan, I've never kissed anyone, I've no desire to ever learn to drive a car, it takes me an hour to shower and thirty minutes to brush and floss, I frequently wear a hat with cat ears on it, I like Pokémon a lot, and I love flowers.

And I am currently wearing a Team Rocket costume.

My hair is violet, I can't lick my elbow, I've never encountered an area without snow in real life, I've flown many times, I produce lots of body odor, I slide my feet forward a little too much when I skank, I can't ride my bike with no handlebars, said bike's name is Suzy, I've kissed many chicks, my life goal is to learn to drive a car, it takes me a minute to shower and ten seconds to brush and floss, I never wear a hat with cat ears on it(I'm no furry scum), I hate Pokemon with a passion, and I step on flowers.

And I am currently wearing an Ash Ketchum costume.

I AM Ash Ketchum!