This is where we will post things related to the official business of the forum, the people, or whatever. Please don't respond in this thread. Let's limit it to new updates from the Founding Fathers and Moderators.

First item of business: Mulk Points
Since Benson so tyranically deleted the topic about Mulk Points, I will post a short resume of it all.

Historical Background:
So, we all know about Benson Points. They were cool, and I got a lot of them. But, they were worthless. So on the drive home from the Dec 1, 2007 AZ show, A few boardies (Me, Ben, Nate, Mulk, and Owen) decided to revolutionize the system. We decided that we would start a new system of points that would actually be worth something. So we came up with Mulk Points!. Mulk Points can be redeemed for many fantastic prizes. As far as i can remember....

Mulk Point Prizes:
25 Mulk Points = a poke on Facebook from Mulk
50 Mulk Points = a hawt PM from Mulk
100 Mulk Points = a handwritten letter from Mulk
350 Mulk Points = a signed photo of Mulk
1000 Mulk Points = a batch of homemade cookies made by Mulk himself, and mailed to your house.

I was talking with Mulk 2 weekends ago at ihop, and he said that it all still stands valid. He is excited to reward people. The current trend seems to be that people are saving up for cookies. He has a tasty recipe ready to be made.

To cash in on Mulk Points:
Send a PM to me, and I will validate your request, and then I will complete the transaction by contacting Mulk.

Mulk Point Distributors:
There are two authorized Mulk Point Distributors -- Myself, and The Beninator. We can give Mulk Points to whoever we please, and for whatever we please. I have awarded myself a whole lotta Mulk Points, and by so doing I have disqualified myself from cashing in. But I'm ok with that.

Loss of Mulk Points:
Mulk Points can be taken away for breaking forum rules, and doing other things that you all know you shouldn't do.

Questions? Comments? PM me.

More Mulk Point Info:

edit: we wanna keep things organized, so mulk points are now part of your profile/posts, and stanton and I will just add more to your account once you get more, don't worry we won't stop telling you about them in threads though, even if you do find it offensive.

stick it to the benson

I kept track in my bats forum sig and I think it was like 105 or something....

mine better say 25 million OR ELSE GAIZ!


edit: ok good. you guys got lucky this time. :-)

there ya go david, you've got 105

SURE! now talk of MPs is ok now that stanton's gone:

http://www.theaquabats.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2768

yay!
I don't think anyone liked the joke though....

also: muchos gracias for the MPs =)

I have a Question mark

i'll fix that once Ben makes me an admin again. I'm jsut a henchman...

I'm expecting a LOOOOT of cookies...