What? Kentucky?

Yeah, turns out we have slightly more than cows and wild hillbillies who don't wear shoes.

..

ME! Now I know, no other person from this boring state will ever find this board and be like "AMAGAH LETS HANG OUTTTT."

But.. there's always a chance.

*twinkley smile*

Part of Kentucky looks like this.



99.9% of it looks like this.



Here's the only big thing in my town.



They kick some prisoner butt there.

Someone save me.

I knew a guy in kentucky from the forum back in 05... I dont remember his name. He bought Travis Barker's old FEOD helmet from me.

oh the one you didn't know was his til after you sold it?

The Beninator!! wrote:

oh the one you didn't know was his til after you sold it?

yeah...

Those rolling hills on that ranch look like so much fun to roll down.

They are, and then you get up and you're covered with chiggers or cow dung.

Sometimes both..

The .. dung kinda acts as an adhesive ... to the .. chiggers..

Someone please help.

chiggers?

The Ska Boss wrote:

chiggers?

They're like like beefed up ticks I think.
On my church history trip a couple of years ago we stopped in Independence, Missouri and our leaders warned us about chiggers. I never saw any though....

wac

No, chiggers are when a black person and a chines person have a baby.

...that was in bad taste, but don't worry! It's cool! I'm half black.

Here's me with my dad at Graduation for proofs:

Chiggers scare me. I've never seen one, but don't they burrow into your skin or something?

Have you ever seen the Mummy? It's kinda like that.

Dude, I live like 20 minutes from Kentucky now!

The Ska Boss wrote:

Dude, I live like 20 minutes from Kentucky now!

For real? Where at?


Oh, and we have chiggers in michigan. and leeches. but thats totally different.

I dont know why people dont make fun of MI like they do kentucky and tennessee. All we have are innercity hicks and rural farm country. seriously, theres confederate flags EVERYWHERE in michigan. considerably around the "thumb" peninsula. oh, and the upper peninsula is probaby more "backcountry" than anyplace on earth.

I went to Kentucky yesterday!

And Jordy, I live in Cincinnati now.

Cincinnati? When did that happen?

My Aunt and my favorite cousin live in Cleveland (I think...all I know is that they're somewhere in Ohio).

I got here last Wednesday. I leave Nov. 1st.

Just about all of my family lives in the Cincinnati area!
you should go say hi to all of them!

They should all buy security systems from me! Seriously, I can hook them up. And for every referral that you give to me that gets installed, I'll give you $30.