The Family Album

or like me, since I look so good while I eat pizza.

or maybe she wants to be pizza and eat herself.

possibly...

alana?

i had this coupon to get two medium pizzas and an order of cheesy bread.

i just wanted the cheesy bread. pretty much.

so i ordered the whole kit-and-caboodle. and now i've had pizza sitting for about 5 days now and have been eating it nonstop basically.

i'm so sick of pizza.


edit: oh yeah, and to keep this relevant to the thread.


i'd post two, but the other one that i want to post, you can see up my nose, and that ain't too awesome.

megan wrote:

kit-and-caboodle.

Seriously, I thought the phrase was kitten caboodle.

BLARGH!!!!!!



here is my lunch from saturday


and here, our FHE sisters froze a fish in a block of ice.


so then we threw it off the second floor balcony


and then it was really dead

animal Cruelty FTW.

Remind me to retell that story about the party i went to where some jerks were doing shots with minnows in them and swallowing the fish.

Look what I learned how to do!

It's a little sloppy, but I'm getting better at it!


They were black before they were hot pink. :-) I wish I really had a hot pink pair. That would be rad.

nice megan! +10 MP.

And Bandit, the fish had already died of natural causes when they froze it.

When my sister and I had fish, and they died, we just burried them.

psshhh...all fish want to be frozen! duh!
jk jk I don't know what I'm saying...

Well, we did freeze them first. So they were frozen and then burried. That's what I want when I die.

i want to be mummified, i think my crazy great uncle does that, well he sells sarcophagi, or something, i think he started his own religion.... or something.

your family has a cult Ben! +5 MP

The Ska Boss wrote:

your family has a cult Ben! +5 MP

And you wonder why people get crazy ideas about mormons.

it's not very floaty for a dead fish... either way throwing it off the balcony makes me sad.

I've burried most of my animals. from rabbits, to birds, to fish. I believe I will find a way to preserve peachtree though. he's cool and his shell is awesome.

actually, I think peachtree's a girl.

i almost died today at work

Stanton, what the heck is your job? Zombie-intercom guy?

i call people all across the country and ask them to take surveys.

but starting april 13th, I'm campus security!

Whoa! What kind of surveys? You may have called me, and I most likely hung up on you. That's what I do.

oh and how did you almost die?

i almost died of boredom.

And the surveys are about jsut about anything. politics, tv, phones, food.... whatever.

and today i called the confederate secret service, with my call beind monitored by an agent. whatever that meant!

Now you've told everyone, someone will turn up at your door

I can supply you with an alias, you are no longer you


you. are. Emilio Jiminez


Grow a mustache and you will be fine

I AM dying of boredem. I'm at school....

And I found out that my friend David likes to draw Pop-Tarts, crackers, kitties, and stick figures exploding...

Naytoid Fantástico wrote:

Emilio Jiminez

Grow a mustache and you will be fine

hahahha. That's perfect. Especially because the moustache that I can grow goes perfectly with that name.
+5 MP to you.


so today i got my hair cut.
first I combed it how Megan told me to, and that was ghey.


so then I combed it the normal way.