Life

I got two of those about a month ago, they were from Africa though.

i just found out i'm going to japan in about 5 weeks WOOOOOOOOO

Nice. Tonight Jessica and I went ice skating on a frozen pond. We were the only ones there, and so we had to shine a big light on it and we skated around and listened to music and tried to dance while we skated. Then we went to Frontier Pies and had a HUGE dinner. Then we went for a drive and stopped on top of the highest hill around and looked out over the city and made some more goals for our first year of marriage. I just got home. I had a lot of fun.


EDIT: I got a reply from my buddy.

Mr. Yonggi Cho wrote:

From: mdyonggicho62@hotmail.com
To: lolzgang@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Willing To Help??
Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:34:08 +0000

Goodday Dear partner.

Greetings from Hong kong.

First and foremost I say thanks for your response to my email, and willingness to collaborate with me on this transaction and I assure you that with your total cooperation and commitment, we are sure to finalize this transaction in the shortest possible time. My years in the banking section couple with business ideal had thought me that, partnership require transparency

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through, I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from the law and monetary bodies, to this end, I will be employing the services of an attorney here in Hong kong to prepare all the required legal paper works and documents to legitimize this, My major obligation and priority is to be fully responsible for processing the documents and also ensuring that the funds are transferred to your care for keeps for us.
To have you documented as the beneficiary to the funds, the attorney informed me that to place any body as the Next of kin, he will require the following information listed below:

(1). YOUR FULL NAMES
(2). YOUR RESIDENT ADDRESS
(3) YOUR OCCUPATION
(4) YOUR PHONE NUMBER
(5) DATE OF BIRTH

Note that, I am paying him from my pockets to have the documentation process carried out for us.
Your one and only obligation in this transaction is to open AN OFFSHORE account to receive these funds once transferred from my bank, and you being the beneficiary will have to open the account in YOUR NAME with my principal bank (sister bank to the bank I work for), and I will be directing you to this bank once I receive from you all requested information above.

IMPORTANTLY, this offshore account will be opened with a sister (principal)bank to the bank I work for, NOTE: the reason for this is that, the money was deposited in bonds, and as such, if the bonded 20 million USD is transferred directly to your personal/existing
account, we will be required to pay huge taxes which I do not want either of us to pass through, also since the money is still in BONDS transferring it to a sister bank will also help us debond the bonded 20 million USD for our usage.Note that the bank I will be
directing you to operate same swift-telex codes,making it an in-house transfer, thereby waiving taxes, transfer cost.

From above, it is a clear indication that, when you opening the offshore account with an affiliate bank, which I will be directing you to, the transfer from my bank (Heng seng) to the account you opened with my principal bank will look like an in-house transfer
since both operate same telex thereby waving taxes for us and also helping us clear
the bonded money for our personal use. When the funds have been deposited in the offshore account in your name with the affiliate bank, you will then instruct them (offshore Bank) to have the funds transferred to our personal accounts in gradual-safe-bits.
Having said that, be informed that you will need some amount to set up and activate this account with the affiliated bank as opening deposit, as its been call base on the fact that its an Offshore account, the necessity of activating a
new offshore account is to enable the account accommodate the 20M dollars that will be transfer into it, so that the 20M dollars does not bounce back to my bank. I am having
to inform you of this because I am in the banking sector and see it best to give you my professional hint regards this transaction and what it entails, for I believe so much in transparency and would be to you all the way as long as you partner with me to see this
transaction through.

I have been in the banking sector for well over 20 years and having taken about 2 years to study the files on the 20million Deposit, this is the best strategy for us. I also must be able to trust you on this, because, once you have open the account in your name and the funds eventually transferred to the offshore shore account you opened, I will no more have access to the funds but you, therefore
I must have your words not to betray me in this transaction.
Be that as it may, because I have a reputation to keep at my bank, and Couple with the fact that this transaction is my baby project I will not want it to slip by, I believe you will be understanding enough to either collaborate with me on this transaction or not, I would prefer if you don't want to participate with me that you kindly turn down this request and not destroy my career by informing my Bank, I am a family man with reputation to keep with my work place and family.

But if you feel the need to continue with me, your suggestions, opinion are welcome, but the final say has to come from me, because banking is my field, and I stand at risk here if anything should go wrong, for which nothing can go wrong in an atmosphere of peace, sincerity, trust, commitment,dedication, and these are what I want to rein in this partnership and friendship of ours. To this end, kindly provide me with all the information listed above, so I can forward them to the attorney to begin with the documentation process while I in turn furnish you with the offshore bank contact information for you to make contact with them to open a fresh account with them for this transaction.

Your timely response will be appreciated as I would want us finalize this transaction within the shortest possible time. I will respond swiftly as soon as I hear from you.

Regards,
Mr. Yonggi Cho.
Heng Seng Bank Account Manager.

My Reply wrote:

Dear Mr. Cho,

Before we continue with this transaction and I give you my information, i just want to know a few things. First, you say that we need to be honest and trusting with one another, yet it sounds like you are trying to do something that is pretty shady and that could even ruin your career. So, why should I be able to trust you with something like this, when you don't even know me and are willing to jeopardize everything you have because of this transaction? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love to help, but I am rather curious as to why things are the way they are.

Secondly, why did you choose me for this transaction? How do you know that I am an honest person, and not some sort of ex-convict sex offender? I just want us to be on the same page. I'd love to make a couple million dollars with you. I just want to make sure we do this right.

Sincerely,
Diego

A great site I found when researching this Mr. Cho was http://scamtastic.blogspot.com/ . It is hilarious. This dude replies in all sorts of funny ways to emails like this. One with a Nigerian dude went faily well. It's pretty funny stuff.

Today I'm going to my best friend's house. He lives next to the girl who I think I'm in love with, and I'm nervous. I usually never feel this way, but today, for some reason, I feel that my feelings for her, which I've only told one person about until now, might cause me to do something incredibly stupid. The problem with proceeding is that she is going out with one of my close friends, and I don't know what to do. My mind has been going nuts for the past two weeks and I'm in dire need of some advice on what to do. Halp?

Just be chill, and know what good things come to those who wait. For example, I was dating this incredibly awesome young woman, and it came to an unfortunate and abrupt end. I thought I could never find anyone as good as she was. Now I'm about to marry Jessica, who is 8358103513 times better than anything I could have ever imagined. It'll happen for you bro. Just do good things, be nice, follow the golden rule, and be patient.

um. girls with boyfriends are off limits.
likewise, boys with girlfriends are off limits.

stanton, remember allie? and how horribly that went. even before it started. yeah.

let it go, kid. let it go.

Ahahahaha! Yeah. Things didn't go so well with Aly. Her boyfriend-soon-to-be-fiancee got really mad at me. He called me up a bunch threatening me. What a nice guy. I wonder if he has colon cancer?

so i am on an aircraft right now in salt lake city. i slept from the time my flight took off this afternoon to when the plane landed here. and as soon as this one takes off, i plan on sleeping the entire way to phoenix.

thats basically what i love about flying; it puts me straight to sleep.

i just hope birds/geese/flying objects don't get sucked into the engines like that us airways flight the other day.

megan wrote:

so i am on an aircraft right now in salt lake city.

Fun Fact: The SLC airport and the Las Vegas airport are almost the exact same. Ours has slot machines.

Ours has snow.

fun fact:

i have arrived in the valley of the sun.

fun fact:

Stanton is cool x 10

fun fact: the Idaho falls is the threshold to adventure: https://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=1007714&id=747198571

Extra fun fact:The Skamaniacs are playing a show in an hour!

so my first day of class is tomorrow. and i only have one!


one class this entire week! so amazing!

Fun fact:
Better Idaho Falls Jobs . com commercials have really bad background music.

Dear Megan,
you stink.
love,
Stanton

Dear Stanton,
:-P
Love,
Megan




annnnnnd i'm pretty sure this boy i know, (not lyle, unfortunately) is flirting with me. and i really don't want him to because i'm not interested in him like that. at all. not even remotely. he's not... he's not up to par with my standards.

The bearded man?

no.

Ah. I see.... Who then? Mayhaps I wist who he is.

so a friend of mine informs me that she is getting married in may.

i know quite a few people getting married this year. it's crazy.

Ooh. Anyone I know?

I saw one of Brittney's old roomates on Tuesday.

nope.

So today... I... went to work. For lunch I had a bagel.

I slept ALL DAY. It was AWESOME.

I have classes tomorrow, and I wanna just take off since it's my birthday. Chances are I'll go, I only have 4 absences for the semester.